Miss-communication

I've been gathering stories all week to give to our librarian, and here is small one I thought I would share with you. Man walks into library, and asks at the enquiry desk for books about beetles. Library assistant points him to the music books. A few minutes later he comes back - "no, books about beetles, not beatles." Library assistant gently explains that the Beatles are a pop group, and heads back to the music section. "No" says the man. "Beetles." And out comes a matchbox. And it does not contain Paul McCartney.

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